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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Who Wore It Best?

Amputee hotness?

All this banter about Angelina Jolie's wayward gam got me thinking.

It also kept reminding me of this amazing bit from Frankenhooker.
This post is dedicated to the memory of Luis Buñuel.

Who Wore It Best?

Amputee hotness?

poll by twiigs.com

All this banter about Angelina Jolie's wayward gam got me thinking.

It also kept reminding me of this amazing bit from Frankenhooker.
This post is dedicated to the memory of Luis Buñuel.

Friday, February 10, 2012

If you like Jean Dujardin - and let's agree it's obvious I do like Jean Dujardin at this point - then this is a great time to be you slash us slash we, because good god is he everywhere right now. (We could also say it's a good time to be Jean Dujardin, because duh.)

If you do not like Jean Dujardin... well, sucks to be you, frankly. (Also, you are a crazy person. How could you not like him? With the accent and the forward facing teeth and the dancing and the doggie antics? Is your heart made of stone??? You still eat Freedom Fries, don't you?)

He's even aware of the overkill, as that Funny Or Die video I posted this morning shows. Basically, he is ten steps ahead of us all, and he tap-danced his way for every single one of them. Backwards and in heels, even!

I do have to admit I kind of hope he doesn't win the Oscar now, even though he gave my favorite performance of the nominees and even though he'd give a killer speech lighting up the room with those enormous teeth of his. I'd rather he stuck around, is all, and his current omnipresence plus the Oscar, I think it might doom him before he's even gotten started here. Let's have none of that! Just give the silly thing to Brad Pitt so he and Angelina can have two statues for their stoned sex games from now on, his and hers, and me and Jean will be over in the corner whispering dirty things to each other while Brad gives his speech, y'all pay no mind.