Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

Stanley: Man, liquor goes fast in the hot weather.
You want a shot?

Blanche: No, I rarely touch it.

Stanley: Well there's some people that rarely touch it,

but it touches them often.

Happy 101 years of Tennessee Williams!

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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

Stanley: Man, liquor goes fast in the hot weather.
You want a shot?

Blanche: No, I rarely touch it.

Stanley: Well there's some people that rarely touch it,

but it touches them often.

Happy 101 years of Tennessee Williams!

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Daniel Craig Cannot Be Contained

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At least that's what his zipper's telling me. (via)

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Daniel Craig Cannot Be Contained

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At least that's what his zipper's telling me. (via)

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be..

... raiding the pantry with Jonathan Groff.

Has anybody ever used "raiding the pantry" as a euphemism for sexiness before? This can't be the first time. Surely other "pantries" have been "raided" before. And most surely Jonathan Groff's, at that. Zachary Quinto be raiding that shit every night!

Anyway it's Jonathan's 27th birthday today and it's well past due that I posted these pictures of him in his movie Twelve Thirty dontcha think? These would be a prime example of "Me forgetting shit during my Great Gratuities awards," because this scene probably definitely should have placed. Alas and alack, I forgot it existed. How I could forget this - Glee actor goes full frontal! - I dunno. Hit the jump for all the all of it.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be..

... raiding the pantry with Jonathan Groff.

Has anybody ever used "raiding the pantry" as a euphemism for sexiness before? This can't be the first time. Surely other "pantries" have been "raided" before. And most surely Jonathan Groff's, at that. Zachary Quinto be raiding that shit every night!

Anyway it's Jonathan's 27th birthday today and it's well past due that I posted these pictures of him in his movie Twelve Thirty dontcha think? These would be a prime example of "Me forgetting shit during my Great Gratuities awards," because this scene probably definitely should have placed. Alas and alack, I forgot it existed. How I could forget this - Glee actor goes full frontal! - I dunno. Hit the jump for all the all of it.

Hardy Goes Gay For Footballer

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I can't decide if this is news that will make my boyfriend happy or not - he was always pissed off that Mickey Rourke was going to play the openly gay rubgy star Gareth Thomas, because of how, well, gross Mickey Rourke has become, and how not gross Gareth Thomas is. Well now comes word via Gareth himself that Rourke's dropped out because he's too old for all that training, and that Tom Hardy is in talks to play him. Tom Hardy is no stranger to get pumped up for a role, says the man who deals in understatements. But my boyfriend doesn't really like Tom Hardy either. But this has got to be better, right? I actually think Tom is brilliant casting and I really hope this works out. And not just because I want Tom to get good and gay again. Not just. I mean, there's probably like 5% or so where I care about his acting being good or whatever.

Hardy Goes Gay For Footballer

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I can't decide if this is news that will make my boyfriend happy or not - he was always pissed off that Mickey Rourke was going to play the openly gay rubgy star Gareth Thomas, because of how, well, gross Mickey Rourke has become, and how not gross Gareth Thomas is. Well now comes word via Gareth himself that Rourke's dropped out because he's too old for all that training, and that Tom Hardy is in talks to play him. Tom Hardy is no stranger to get pumped up for a role, says the man who deals in understatements. But my boyfriend doesn't really like Tom Hardy either. But this has got to be better, right? I actually think Tom is brilliant casting and I really hope this works out. And not just because I want Tom to get good and gay again. Not just. I mean, there's probably like 5% or so where I care about his acting being good or whatever.

Good Morning, World

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(click to embiggen) The best part of waking up is (Tatum in your cup?) finally getting a look at all Channing Tatum gave up in The Vow without having to go and, you know, watch The Vow. (via) Hello, bum! There's more after the jump.

Good Morning, World

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(click to embiggen) The best part of waking up is (Tatum in your cup?) finally getting a look at all Channing Tatum gave up in The Vow without having to go and, you know, watch The Vow. (via) Hello, bum! There's more after the jump.

I'd Rather He Go Naked And Wear Fur

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All day long I've forgotten about posting these pictures of Joel McHale showing off his much-naired niblets on last night's new episode of Community (via), and my lack of enthusiasm can most assuredly be directly attributed to the furless catastrophe witnessed therein. Too slick and shiny smooth, man! Maybe an appearance of the suspicious underpants would have gotten me over the hair-free hump - alas. He needs to set down the Lady Gillette and get back to his one-time hirsute heights. (I mean he was never Magnum PI, but he had a nice fuzz going on.) See some more after the jump anyway.

I'd Rather He Go Naked And Wear Fur

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All day long I've forgotten about posting these pictures of Joel McHale showing off his much-naired niblets on last night's new episode of Community (via), and my lack of enthusiasm can most assuredly be directly attributed to the furless catastrophe witnessed therein. Too slick and shiny smooth, man! Maybe an appearance of the suspicious underpants would have gotten me over the hair-free hump - alas. He needs to set down the Lady Gillette and get back to his one-time hirsute heights. (I mean he was never Magnum PI, but he had a nice fuzz going on.) See some more after the jump anyway.

Vintage Ewan Two Times

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Vintage Ewan Two Times

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