Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be..

... raiding the pantry with Jonathan Groff.

Has anybody ever used "raiding the pantry" as a euphemism for sexiness before? This can't be the first time. Surely other "pantries" have been "raided" before. And most surely Jonathan Groff's, at that. Zachary Quinto be raiding that shit every night!

Anyway it's Jonathan's 27th birthday today and it's well past due that I posted these pictures of him in his movie Twelve Thirty dontcha think? These would be a prime example of "Me forgetting shit during my Great Gratuities awards," because this scene probably definitely should have placed. Alas and alack, I forgot it existed. How I could forget this - Glee actor goes full frontal! - I dunno. Hit the jump for all the all of it.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be..

... raiding the pantry with Jonathan Groff.

Has anybody ever used "raiding the pantry" as a euphemism for sexiness before? This can't be the first time. Surely other "pantries" have been "raided" before. And most surely Jonathan Groff's, at that. Zachary Quinto be raiding that shit every night!

Anyway it's Jonathan's 27th birthday today and it's well past due that I posted these pictures of him in his movie Twelve Thirty dontcha think? These would be a prime example of "Me forgetting shit during my Great Gratuities awards," because this scene probably definitely should have placed. Alas and alack, I forgot it existed. How I could forget this - Glee actor goes full frontal! - I dunno. Hit the jump for all the all of it.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... surprising Denzel in the locker-room.

(via) Actually I always wanted to be inside of that locker that he uses to cover himself, really. So I just wished Spike Lee a happy birthday and whenever I think of Spike Lee I think of Denzel and whenever I think of Denzel I immediately think of this scene in the 1991 movie Ricochet, a movie a teenaged me must have borrowed from the public library about twelve thousand times in the span of three or four years because of this very scene. A seminal formative scene y'all and I can't believe I've never posted these before. Hit the jump for more.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... surprising Denzel in the locker-room.

(via) Actually I always wanted to be inside of that locker that he uses to cover himself, really. So I just wished Spike Lee a happy birthday and whenever I think of Spike Lee I think of Denzel and whenever I think of Denzel I immediately think of this scene in the 1991 movie Ricochet, a movie a teenaged me must have borrowed from the public library about twelve thousand times in the span of three or four years because of this very scene. A seminal formative scene y'all and I can't believe I've never posted these before. Hit the jump for more.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... getting my hands dirty at the body shop with Jason Statham. (via)

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... getting my hands dirty at the body shop with Jason Statham. (via)

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... using the Lee Adama Moving Service 

- they're as tough as Apollo!

(via) Apparently Jamie Bamber is on some show called Body of Proof - let me rephrase that: apparently there is a show called Body of Proof, and Jamie Bamber is apparently on this show. And while he's on this show, he's only just now decided to take off some of his clothes, even though this show, which apparently exists, has existed for several episodes with Jamie Bamber on it. I don't know. It defies all logic. You have Jamie bamber for five seconds, you get him out of his clothes! God, it ain't rocket science. Anyway at least things have straightened themselves out now. Next stop: dropping the towel!

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... using the Lee Adama Moving Service 

- they're as tough as Apollo!

(via) Apparently Jamie Bamber is on some show called Body of Proof - let me rephrase that: apparently there is a show called Body of Proof, and Jamie Bamber is apparently on this show. And while he's on this show, he's only just now decided to take off some of his clothes, even though this show, which apparently exists, has existed for several episodes with Jamie Bamber on it. I don't know. It defies all logic. You have Jamie bamber for five seconds, you get him out of his clothes! God, it ain't rocket science. Anyway at least things have straightened themselves out now. Next stop: dropping the towel!