Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

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... pointing and thrusting with Jake Gyllenhaal.

A music video where Jake plays a dead-eyed murdering madman,

and then goes and works out and sits in a sauna some?

Be still my blood-pump, a thousand times yes yes yes.
I won't ever complain about Jake not working enough again -
he just beat a hipster to death with a hammer. SWOON!!!

See a couple more shots after the jump...