Showing posts with label Bradley Cooper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bradley Cooper. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Law Man

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Hey do you remember that Ridley Scott movie called The Counselor that Michael Fassbender was recently said to be circling? (I love the image that phrase conjures - Fassy on all fours, slowly pacing around me...) The one written by Cormac McCarthy? Well it's official, he's in, and if you want to hear a little bit more from me on it then you should head over to The Film Experience where I wrote up a little bit more on it. Done and done.
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Law Man

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Hey do you remember that Ridley Scott movie called The Counselor that Michael Fassbender was recently said to be circling? (I love the image that phrase conjures - Fassy on all fours, slowly pacing around me...) The one written by Cormac McCarthy? Well it's official, he's in, and if you want to hear a little bit more from me on it then you should head over to The Film Experience where I wrote up a little bit more on it. Done and done.
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Friday, February 10, 2012

I Am Link

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--- Counsel This - Ridley Scott is yapping his mouth already about a Prometheus sequel (all the better to get press for the first one), but now we know for real what he's really doing next, and that is the first movie script from The Road author Cormac McCarthy, something called The Counselor. And apparently Scott's been talking to his Prometheus star Michael Fassbender about being the lead in it. It sounds very Breaking Bad and/or Weeds - it's about a lawyer who thinks he can deal drugs on the side but things spiral way way out of control. As things tend to do, especially when Cormac McCarthy is involved. (pic via)

--- Paradise Really Lost This Time - John Milton can stop spinning in his grave, for now - director Alex Proyas, who made one good movie a very long time ago, is not going to make that big budget bastardization of his epic poem Paradise Lost starring Bradley Cooper as Lucifer and Benjamin Walker as the archangel Michael. The budget got out of control and the studio said no thanks.

--- Forget Fontaine - The writer of Eastern Promises has been hired to write a script for a remake of Alfred Hitchcock's Rebecca. Technically I suppose he's just going to write a new adaptation of the book by Daphne DuMaurier. It's been a long long time since I read her book, so I can't remember how different the two are. As long as a tightly hair-bunned lezzie lovingly strokes some silky underthings, we're good!

--- Ghost Dad - You can't go wrong highlighting the one thing I really liked about Paranormal Activity 3 - that being hot pop Dennis, played by Christoper Nicholas Smith, who we'll hopefully get to see in something else sometime. Preferably he'll bring along those jeans to his next job. Or, you know, less, much less, far far less.

--- White Rice - Because Edward Zwick hasn't made enough movies about the experiences of non-white people shown to us through the eyes of a white person, he's setting up a movie about the building of The Great Wall in China, starring who else but that renowned Asian specimen Henry Cavill. I mean I love me some Henry Cavill, but come on. I can't wait for his movie about slaves starring Matthew Broderick... oh wait, nevermind.

--- And finally, have you seen this video of Jean Dujardin auditioning for his next roles? Love it. He's such a sex beast.
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I Am Link

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--- Counsel This - Ridley Scott is yapping his mouth already about a Prometheus sequel (all the better to get press for the first one), but now we know for real what he's really doing next, and that is the first movie script from The Road author Cormac McCarthy, something called The Counselor. And apparently Scott's been talking to his Prometheus star Michael Fassbender about being the lead in it. It sounds very Breaking Bad and/or Weeds - it's about a lawyer who thinks he can deal drugs on the side but things spiral way way out of control. As things tend to do, especially when Cormac McCarthy is involved. (pic via)

--- Paradise Really Lost This Time - John Milton can stop spinning in his grave, for now - director Alex Proyas, who made one good movie a very long time ago, is not going to make that big budget bastardization of his epic poem Paradise Lost starring Bradley Cooper as Lucifer and Benjamin Walker as the archangel Michael. The budget got out of control and the studio said no thanks.

--- Forget Fontaine - The writer of Eastern Promises has been hired to write a script for a remake of Alfred Hitchcock's Rebecca. Technically I suppose he's just going to write a new adaptation of the book by Daphne DuMaurier. It's been a long long time since I read her book, so I can't remember how different the two are. As long as a tightly hair-bunned lezzie lovingly strokes some silky underthings, we're good!

--- Ghost Dad - You can't go wrong highlighting the one thing I really liked about Paranormal Activity 3 - that being hot pop Dennis, played by Christoper Nicholas Smith, who we'll hopefully get to see in something else sometime. Preferably he'll bring along those jeans to his next job. Or, you know, less, much less, far far less.

--- White Rice - Because Edward Zwick hasn't made enough movies about the experiences of non-white people shown to us through the eyes of a white person, he's setting up a movie about the building of The Great Wall in China, starring who else but that renowned Asian specimen Henry Cavill. I mean I love me some Henry Cavill, but come on. I can't wait for his movie about slaves starring Matthew Broderick... oh wait, nevermind.

--- And finally, have you seen this video of Jean Dujardin auditioning for his next roles? Love it. He's such a sex beast.
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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Quote of the Day

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I am contractually obligated to use an image from the above scene whenever Michael Ian Black and/or Wet Hot American Summer comes up, so there that is again. (I don't have to bring it up whenever Bradley Cooper comes up though, because there are other things to look at where he's concerned.) Anyway hey look there's news about a Wet Hot American Summer sequel again - via Slash here's what other the Michael, the Showalter one, said when asked about it:

"Absolutely yes. One hundred percent yes. The whole gang. Everyone’s back. We’re doing it."

Hmm, that sounds like it could be sarcasm to me. Apparently there's video of it so maybe it doesn't come off that way how he actually said it, but for now, consider me skeptical. Somebody get me David Wain on the phone, stat!

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ETA EW has some further details, this time from the Cooper-humper himself Michael Ian Black:

“I’ve just talked to [Michael Showalter],” Black revealed. “I said, ‘You caused a little bit of a stir when you said that.’ He said, ‘Yes, I know.’ It’s not true. It’s not not true. But he made it sound like the movie was in pre-production and it’s not. Everybody is basically on board to do it and he and David Wain (Wet Hot director and co-writer) have been working on a script and hopefully it’ll happen. But it’s not locked into place or anything.”

Black, who is currently busy “pimping out” his forthcoming book You’re Not Doing It Right, said he had not even seen a script as yet. However, he did admit he would be willing to participate in another sex scene with Bradley Cooper, his onscreen Wet Hot lover. “If Bradley Cooper will have me,” Black deadpanned, “he could be ‘the top’ this time.”
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Quote of the Day

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Photobucket

I am contractually obligated to use an image from the above scene whenever Michael Ian Black and/or Wet Hot American Summer comes up, so there that is again. (I don't have to bring it up whenever Bradley Cooper comes up though, because there are other things to look at where he's concerned.) Anyway hey look there's news about a Wet Hot American Summer sequel again - via Slash here's what other the Michael, the Showalter one, said when asked about it:

"Absolutely yes. One hundred percent yes. The whole gang. Everyone’s back. We’re doing it."

Hmm, that sounds like it could be sarcasm to me. Apparently there's video of it so maybe it doesn't come off that way how he actually said it, but for now, consider me skeptical. Somebody get me David Wain on the phone, stat!

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ETA EW has some further details, this time from the Cooper-humper himself Michael Ian Black:

“I’ve just talked to [Michael Showalter],” Black revealed. “I said, ‘You caused a little bit of a stir when you said that.’ He said, ‘Yes, I know.’ It’s not true. It’s not not true. But he made it sound like the movie was in pre-production and it’s not. Everybody is basically on board to do it and he and David Wain (Wet Hot director and co-writer) have been working on a script and hopefully it’ll happen. But it’s not locked into place or anything.”

Black, who is currently busy “pimping out” his forthcoming book You’re Not Doing It Right, said he had not even seen a script as yet. However, he did admit he would be willing to participate in another sex scene with Bradley Cooper, his onscreen Wet Hot lover. “If Bradley Cooper will have me,” Black deadpanned, “he could be ‘the top’ this time.”
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Monday, January 23, 2012