Beethoven in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
or Beethoven the Saint Bernard in Beethoven?
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Ludwig von Beethoven died 185 years ago today,
and this is what it's come to. Poor Beethoven.
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Showing posts with label Which Is Hotter?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Which Is Hotter?. Show all posts
Monday, March 26, 2012
Which is Hotter?
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Beethoven in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
or Beethoven the Saint Bernard in Beethoven?
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Ludwig von Beethoven died 185 years ago today,
and this is what it's come to. Poor Beethoven.
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Friday, March 23, 2012
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Which is Hotter?
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What with the movie out at Midnight,
this question seemed especially propitious.
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Which is Hotter?
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What with the movie out at Midnight,
this question seemed especially propitious.
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Thursday, March 15, 2012
Which is Hotter?
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The aliens in Attack the Block or
the trolls in Trollhunter?
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These are my two favorite monster designs of 2011 - the aliens in Attack the Block prove there are awesome inventive alternatives to the now beyond boring bug-men we've been bombarded with in movies like Super 8, and I had so so much fun learning Trollhunter's encyclopedic rules of Fee Fie Foe Fum-dom.
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Which is Hotter?
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The aliens in Attack the Block or
the trolls in Trollhunter?
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These are my two favorite monster designs of 2011 - the aliens in Attack the Block prove there are awesome inventive alternatives to the now beyond boring bug-men we've been bombarded with in movies like Super 8, and I had so so much fun learning Trollhunter's encyclopedic rules of Fee Fie Foe Fum-dom.
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Which is Hotter?
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Peter Sarsgaard as Hector Hammond in Green Lantern or
John Hurt as John Merrick in The Elephant Man?
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I'll leave it to y'all to figure out which one of those movies is a stone-cold masterpiece and which is a steaming-hot turd and make your choices from there. But hey it's Peter Sarsgaard's birthday so let's be nice. In this case nice means posting some old naked pictures of him looking a lot better in The Center of the World to wipe out the memory of Green Lantern grossness. Hit the jump for 'em all...
Which is Hotter?
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Peter Sarsgaard as Hector Hammond in Green Lantern or
John Hurt as John Merrick in The Elephant Man?
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I'll leave it to y'all to figure out which one of those movies is a stone-cold masterpiece and which is a steaming-hot turd and make your choices from there. But hey it's Peter Sarsgaard's birthday so let's be nice. In this case nice means posting some old naked pictures of him looking a lot better in The Center of the World to wipe out the memory of Green Lantern grossness. Hit the jump for 'em all...
Monday, March 5, 2012
Which is Hotter?
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Theresa Russell in Ken Russell's Whore,
or Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?
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The deck's probably stacked against poor Theresa here since it's a hard movie to track down - hell, I only finally saw Whore yesterday after wanting to for ages and ages. For some reason I'd convinced myself that it and Pretty Woman came out at the same time, which makes no sense and seemed an especially stupid thing to think once I actually watched it - it's obviously riffing mercilessly on PW with its borderline-obscene glorification of prostitution as a dewey-eyed romantic fairy-tale. There's even a conversation about the insane stipulation that she won't kiss on the lips!
And yet, as gross as I know everything about Pretty Woman is... dammit I still totally love it so much. The shopping scene! The evil Beverly Hill saleswomen! "Big mistake. Huge!" "The condom of champions - nothing's gettin' through this sucker." I could go on and on, I have that movie memorized. I just might have a harder time watching it now without hearing "I wouldn't waste my cum on you!" or "It's just a factory - a pussy factory!" echoing in my head too.
And yet, as gross as I know everything about Pretty Woman is... dammit I still totally love it so much. The shopping scene! The evil Beverly Hill saleswomen! "Big mistake. Huge!" "The condom of champions - nothing's gettin' through this sucker." I could go on and on, I have that movie memorized. I just might have a harder time watching it now without hearing "I wouldn't waste my cum on you!" or "It's just a factory - a pussy factory!" echoing in my head too.
Which is Hotter?
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Theresa Russell in Ken Russell's Whore,
or Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?
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.
The deck's probably stacked against poor Theresa here since it's a hard movie to track down - hell, I only finally saw Whore yesterday after wanting to for ages and ages. For some reason I'd convinced myself that it and Pretty Woman came out at the same time, which makes no sense and seemed an especially stupid thing to think once I actually watched it - it's obviously riffing mercilessly on PW with its borderline-obscene glorification of prostitution as a dewey-eyed romantic fairy-tale. There's even a conversation about the insane stipulation that she won't kiss on the lips!
And yet, as gross as I know everything about Pretty Woman is... dammit I still totally love it so much. The shopping scene! The evil Beverly Hill saleswomen! "Big mistake. Huge!" "The condom of champions - nothing's gettin' through this sucker." I could go on and on, I have that movie memorized. I just might have a harder time watching it now without hearing "I wouldn't waste my cum on you!" or "It's just a factory - a pussy factory!" echoing in my head too.
And yet, as gross as I know everything about Pretty Woman is... dammit I still totally love it so much. The shopping scene! The evil Beverly Hill saleswomen! "Big mistake. Huge!" "The condom of champions - nothing's gettin' through this sucker." I could go on and on, I have that movie memorized. I just might have a harder time watching it now without hearing "I wouldn't waste my cum on you!" or "It's just a factory - a pussy factory!" echoing in my head too.
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Which is Hotter?
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Frankenweenie or Frankenhooker?
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Inspired by the just released trailer for Tim Burton's stop-motion remake of Frankenweenie. And my undying love for Frankenhooker. WANNA DATE?
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Which is Hotter?
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Frankenweenie or Frankenhooker?
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Inspired by the just released trailer for Tim Burton's stop-motion remake of Frankenweenie. And my undying love for Frankenhooker. WANNA DATE?
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Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
Which is Hotter?
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Billy Zane in Dead Calm, or
Alain Delon in Purple Noon?
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A happy 46th birthday to Billy today. I have posted a zillion pictures of him in Dead Calm before - see here and here. Likewise see what I've posted of Delon's Purple performance here and here. My guess is this will be an easy choice for most of you since Delon's beauty in Noon is a legendary thing and DC owes a very large debt of gratitude to Noon for even existing, much less how they use (read: exploit) Zane in it. But I actually find this decision akin to Sophie's - how could I choose? This is cruel, and impossible.
Which is Hotter?
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Billy Zane in Dead Calm, or
Alain Delon in Purple Noon?
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A happy 46th birthday to Billy today. I have posted a zillion pictures of him in Dead Calm before - see here and here. Likewise see what I've posted of Delon's Purple performance here and here. My guess is this will be an easy choice for most of you since Delon's beauty in Noon is a legendary thing and DC owes a very large debt of gratitude to Noon for even existing, much less how they use (read: exploit) Zane in it. But I actually find this decision akin to Sophie's - how could I choose? This is cruel, and impossible.
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