Quote of the Day II

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It's raining coincidences today! Earlier I found a reason to post about Joan Allen when I'd just been thinking about how I needed a reason to post on Joan Allen, and now I've got a reason to post on Adam Scott's ass when just yesterday I'd made that above gif of Adam's Scott's ass (from the movie The Vicious Kind) with the intention of posting it when I wasn't swamped with Trousers duties. I'm still swamped with the Trousers but this is too good to pass up. Here's Adam Scott on the topic of Channing Tatum in an interview with Details (via my similarly-minded pal Jarett):

"That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory. If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass."

While I cannot disparage the merits of Channing Tatum's arse, Adam Scott, for being such a teensy tiny little person, has got a wonderful one himself and has no need to be deflecting ass-praise to anybody else. I would use your ass, Adam. (Good god, the things I write sometimes.) Anyway see a bunch of caps of Adam Scott's ivory ass after the jump.

Quote of the Day II

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It's raining coincidences today! Earlier I found a reason to post about Joan Allen when I'd just been thinking about how I needed a reason to post on Joan Allen, and now I've got a reason to post on Adam Scott's ass when just yesterday I'd made that above gif of Adam's Scott's ass (from the movie The Vicious Kind) with the intention of posting it when I wasn't swamped with Trousers duties. I'm still swamped with the Trousers but this is too good to pass up. Here's Adam Scott on the topic of Channing Tatum in an interview with Details (via my similarly-minded pal Jarett):

"That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory. If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass."

While I cannot disparage the merits of Channing Tatum's arse, Adam Scott, for being such a teensy tiny little person, has got a wonderful one himself and has no need to be deflecting ass-praise to anybody else. I would use your ass, Adam. (Good god, the things I write sometimes.) Anyway see a bunch of caps of Adam Scott's ivory ass after the jump.

Another Friday Means...

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... another chance for me to ramble briefly about a bunch of movies I haven't seen over at Celebrity Beehive. This week it's John Carter of Mars and Friends With Kids and Silent House and Salmon Fishing in the Yemen and then some awful-looking Eddie Murphy movie that is apparently getting crapped out as well. Check it.

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Another Friday Means...

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... another chance for me to ramble briefly about a bunch of movies I haven't seen over at Celebrity Beehive. This week it's John Carter of Mars and Friends With Kids and Silent House and Salmon Fishing in the Yemen and then some awful-looking Eddie Murphy movie that is apparently getting crapped out as well. Check it.

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I Deserve That Side-Eye, Adam Scott

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I suppose it's just the fact that I am totally blown out right now but everything that should be exciting me today is just making me wary. So instead of greeting the (week old, but I am just seeing it) news that comedy storm-troopers Adam Scott and Ken Marino and Kristen Bell and hot hot Ryan Hansen (Party Down, ho!), plus Michael Ian Black and Kerri Kenney, plus others, will all be appearing in an online series for Comedy Central called Burning Love that will make fun of reality-dating shows... well instead of greeting that with a hearty "Whoo-hoo!" like it deserves my first thought was more like "Well it can't be as good as Party Down, maybe they shouldn't push their luck." Ugh I am so gross right now! So don't listen to me and my mood. Be excited, be be excited. So forth, so on.

I should add I have a ticket to see a Q&A with Adam Scott in person with that movie Friends With Kids tonight and I am about 95% to the point of bailing, just so I can go home and lay very very still on the floor until sweet slumber takes me away. Somebody yell at me! God, pathetic.
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I Deserve That Side-Eye, Adam Scott

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I suppose it's just the fact that I am totally blown out right now but everything that should be exciting me today is just making me wary. So instead of greeting the (week old, but I am just seeing it) news that comedy storm-troopers Adam Scott and Ken Marino and Kristen Bell and hot hot Ryan Hansen (Party Down, ho!), plus Michael Ian Black and Kerri Kenney, plus others, will all be appearing in an online series for Comedy Central called Burning Love that will make fun of reality-dating shows... well instead of greeting that with a hearty "Whoo-hoo!" like it deserves my first thought was more like "Well it can't be as good as Party Down, maybe they shouldn't push their luck." Ugh I am so gross right now! So don't listen to me and my mood. Be excited, be be excited. So forth, so on.

I should add I have a ticket to see a Q&A with Adam Scott in person with that movie Friends With Kids tonight and I am about 95% to the point of bailing, just so I can go home and lay very very still on the floor until sweet slumber takes me away. Somebody yell at me! God, pathetic.
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How Have I Never Seen, Two Times

Firstly, how have I never seen these pics
of Adam Scott and Paul Rudd?

Look at them, doing their best Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream pose. Ass to ass! Ass to ass! Anyway how? How is that possible that I'm just seeing these, I ask you? It doesn't make any sense. It is nonsense! Nonsense, I say! Alright that aside I love them, and life is better with them in it. So that's nice.

Secondly, how have I never seen Adam Scott's part 

as one of Michael C. Hall's boyfriends in Six Feet Under?

You can watch it all here, somebody was kind enough to gather up his scenes into one video. I suppose this is my fault, since I still haven't seen any of Six Feet Under except half of the first season. I know, I know. But who knew Adam Scott had such a storied gay make-out past? First I make ado over his kissing scene with Eion Bailey in Seven and a Match, and now this. And it... it is nice too. I made a couple more gifs from it, with bonus shirtless Adam Scott included, see them after the jump.

And a happy birthday to Michael C. Hall today, too!

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How Have I Never Seen, Two Times

Firstly, how have I never seen these pics
of Adam Scott and Paul Rudd?

Look at them, doing their best Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream pose. Ass to ass! Ass to ass! Anyway how? How is that possible that I'm just seeing these, I ask you? It doesn't make any sense. It is nonsense! Nonsense, I say! Alright that aside I love them, and life is better with them in it. So that's nice.

Secondly, how have I never seen Adam Scott's part 

as one of Michael C. Hall's boyfriends in Six Feet Under?

You can watch it all here, somebody was kind enough to gather up his scenes into one video. I suppose this is my fault, since I still haven't seen any of Six Feet Under except half of the first season. I know, I know. But who knew Adam Scott had such a storied gay make-out past? First I make ado over his kissing scene with Eion Bailey in Seven and a Match, and now this. And it... it is nice too. I made a couple more gifs from it, with bonus shirtless Adam Scott included, see them after the jump.

And a happy birthday to Michael C. Hall today, too!

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