Do Dump or Marry - Lucy's Beaus

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Before she gets herself bitten by Dracula and becomes "A bitch of the Devil! A whore of darkness!", Mina's best friend Lucy (Sadie Frost) is in the middle of a conundrum - she's got three very different very fine suitors all clamoring for her hand. (Let's be nice and say it's her "hand" they're clamoring for.) They are the rich Texan Quincey Morris (played by the dreamy Billy Campbell), who always carries an extra-big Bowie knife where ever he goes...

... the would-be-Lord Arthur Holmwood (played by the still dreamy at this point Cary Elwes)...

... and the asylum-keeper Dr. John "Jack" Seward (played by the, uh, Richard E. Grant).

Just before succumbing to vampire-fever Lucy picks Arthur since he's the responsible pick that her family will most approve of (showing she's not nearly the wild thing she pretends to be, just before being turned into the wild thing anyway), but let's pretend it's our choice to make: Which one would you put on the frill-necked wedding gown for, which one would you sneak off to the garden to reenact scenes from Arabian Nights with, and which would you send off scurrying into the night without his supper?

Do Dump or Marry - Lucy's Beaus

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Before she gets herself bitten by Dracula and becomes "A bitch of the Devil! A whore of darkness!", Mina's best friend Lucy (Sadie Frost) is in the middle of a conundrum - she's got three very different very fine suitors all clamoring for her hand. (Let's be nice and say it's her "hand" they're clamoring for.) They are the rich Texan Quincey Morris (played by the dreamy Billy Campbell), who always carries an extra-big Bowie knife where ever he goes...

... the would-be-Lord Arthur Holmwood (played by the still dreamy at this point Cary Elwes)...

... and the asylum-keeper Dr. John "Jack" Seward (played by the, uh, Richard E. Grant).

Just before succumbing to vampire-fever Lucy picks Arthur since he's the responsible pick that her family will most approve of (showing she's not nearly the wild thing she pretends to be, just before being turned into the wild thing anyway), but let's pretend it's our choice to make: Which one would you put on the frill-necked wedding gown for, which one would you sneak off to the garden to reenact scenes from Arabian Nights with, and which would you send off scurrying into the night without his supper?

Which Is Hotter?

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Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments,

or Billy Campbell as Moses in In The Beginning?

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poll by twiigs.com

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Did y'all hear the news that Steven Spielberg's planning on making a movie about Moses' life? The whole thing of course, from the basket floating down the river to the old man wandering in the desert, all that jazz. Says DH:

"The tone is expected to be less Cecile B. De Mille and more Braveheart with Moses portrayed as one of history's great warriors. It will also be filmed with a gritty and realistic tone akin to Spielberg's own Saving Private Ryan."

Mkay. With this and Darren Aronofsky's Noah epic I guess the time has come for Bible stories. I want Sodom and Gomorrah: The Movie then! Anyway when I saw this news I figured I'd look up and see what actors have played Moses in the past that are named something other than Charlton Heston and that's how I stumbled upon the fact that beautiful Billy Campbell (you'll want to click that link) played him in this 2000 TV movie which I don't remember existing. Apparently neither does the world because I could find literally zero point zero zero pictures of him in the role online! WTF, internet? Fail. Somebody did upload the entire movie onto YouTube though (I don't know), so I dutifully scanned through it until I found him. But you wanna know what else I discovered while dutifully scanning through it?

Mmhmm. Eddie Cibrian plays some kind of slave boy and it appears as if he sexes his way to the top of the slave ladder. Okay again I was only fast-forwarding through it and I wasn't listening to the dialogue at all, so this is probably an entirely skewed version of the events, but hey, it's what we got. I mean come on. Everybody's eyeing Eddie like he's a sizzling slab of beef and they haven't eaten in a month.

Point being, religion ain't just bad stuff! It's also about hot guys spending all their time together without anything on under their robes. Never forget that.

See several more gifs after the jump. Love the shot of him 

checking out his spectacular ass in his stylin' new outfit.

Which Is Hotter?

.

Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments,

or Billy Campbell as Moses in In The Beginning?

.

poll by twiigs.com

.

Did y'all hear the news that Steven Spielberg's planning on making a movie about Moses' life? The whole thing of course, from the basket floating down the river to the old man wandering in the desert, all that jazz. Says DH:

"The tone is expected to be less Cecile B. De Mille and more Braveheart with Moses portrayed as one of history's great warriors. It will also be filmed with a gritty and realistic tone akin to Spielberg's own Saving Private Ryan."

Mkay. With this and Darren Aronofsky's Noah epic I guess the time has come for Bible stories. I want Sodom and Gomorrah: The Movie then! Anyway when I saw this news I figured I'd look up and see what actors have played Moses in the past that are named something other than Charlton Heston and that's how I stumbled upon the fact that beautiful Billy Campbell (you'll want to click that link) played him in this 2000 TV movie which I don't remember existing. Apparently neither does the world because I could find literally zero point zero zero pictures of him in the role online! WTF, internet? Fail. Somebody did upload the entire movie onto YouTube though (I don't know), so I dutifully scanned through it until I found him. But you wanna know what else I discovered while dutifully scanning through it?

Mmhmm. Eddie Cibrian plays some kind of slave boy and it appears as if he sexes his way to the top of the slave ladder. Okay again I was only fast-forwarding through it and I wasn't listening to the dialogue at all, so this is probably an entirely skewed version of the events, but hey, it's what we got. I mean come on. Everybody's eyeing Eddie like he's a sizzling slab of beef and they haven't eaten in a month.

Point being, religion ain't just bad stuff! It's also about hot guys spending all their time together without anything on under their robes. Never forget that.

See several more gifs after the jump. Love the shot of him 

checking out his spectacular ass in his stylin' new outfit.