Showing posts with label Diablo Cody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Diablo Cody. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Moment I Fell For... Holly Hunter

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Paul: It must be nice to always believe you know better,
to always think you're the smartest person in the room.

Jane: No. It's awful.


A happy 54th birthday to Holly Hunter (We just wished her Broadcast co-star William Hurt happy birthday earlier.) Is it strange that I was a huge fan of Broadcast News when I was a little kid? I have vivid memories of watching this movie many many times. I don't know how that happened - I can't imagine my parents liked it, it's not their type of movie. But it was totally these neurotic Jane type characters that appealed to me as a little one - I foresaw my spazztastic future, I guess. Anyway I'm super excited that Holly's returning to movie screens this year, and with Diablo Cody no less! I have missed her horribly. I just can't do that show she's on. 
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The Moment I Fell For... Holly Hunter

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Paul: It must be nice to always believe you know better,
to always think you're the smartest person in the room.

Jane: No. It's awful.


A happy 54th birthday to Holly Hunter (We just wished her Broadcast co-star William Hurt happy birthday earlier.) Is it strange that I was a huge fan of Broadcast News when I was a little kid? I have vivid memories of watching this movie many many times. I don't know how that happened - I can't imagine my parents liked it, it's not their type of movie. But it was totally these neurotic Jane type characters that appealed to me as a little one - I foresaw my spazztastic future, I guess. Anyway I'm super excited that Holly's returning to movie screens this year, and with Diablo Cody no less! I have missed her horribly. I just can't do that show she's on. 
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Friday, March 16, 2012

TGT11: Actor to Actor #9

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What's the "Actor to Actor" series? First I pick out my twenty favorite performances of the year. Then I mix those twenty names all up and pick out two names at random. And then I imagine what a conversation between those two characters would be like. Rinse and repeat. For fun! So let's get to it. Here's MNPP's ninth pair of favorite performances of 2011....



The Artist's George Valentin (Jean Dujardin)
and Young Adult's Mavis Gary (Charlize Theron)

Mavis: Well are you gonna say something 
or are you just gonna stand there smiling
like a fucking serial killer?
George: ...
Mavis: I can't hear you! You're just flapping 
your goddamn lips like a deaf-mute or some shit.
George: [does a little tap dance]
Mavis: And he wins an Oscar.
George:


PREVIOUSLY
Ewan McGregor talks to Rooney Mara
Tilda Swinton talks to Mia Wasikowska
Juliette Binoche talks to John Hawkes
Michael Shannon talks to Charlotte Gainsbourg
Patton Owsalt talks to Tom Hardy
William Shimell talks to Jeong-hie Jun
Michael Fassbender talks to Elizabeth Olsen
Kirsten Dunst talks to Andrea Riseborough
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TGT11: Actor to Actor #9

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What's the "Actor to Actor" series? First I pick out my twenty favorite performances of the year. Then I mix those twenty names all up and pick out two names at random. And then I imagine what a conversation between those two characters would be like. Rinse and repeat. For fun! So let's get to it. Here's MNPP's ninth pair of favorite performances of 2011....



The Artist's George Valentin (Jean Dujardin)
and Young Adult's Mavis Gary (Charlize Theron)

Mavis: Well are you gonna say something 
or are you just gonna stand there smiling
like a fucking serial killer?
George: ...
Mavis: I can't hear you! You're just flapping 
your goddamn lips like a deaf-mute or some shit.
George: [does a little tap dance]
Mavis: And he wins an Oscar.
George:


PREVIOUSLY
Ewan McGregor talks to Rooney Mara
Tilda Swinton talks to Mia Wasikowska
Juliette Binoche talks to John Hawkes
Michael Shannon talks to Charlotte Gainsbourg
Patton Owsalt talks to Tom Hardy
William Shimell talks to Jeong-hie Jun
Michael Fassbender talks to Elizabeth Olsen
Kirsten Dunst talks to Andrea Riseborough
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

TGT11: The Great Movies #10-1

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The 2011 Pantys are halfway over already! I hope everyone's been enjoying the wandering nonsensery. You can read what I had to say on the first half of this list of my favorite movies of the year, number twenty through number eleven, right at this link, but here's a simple list of them:

20. Margaret
19. Bridesmaids
18. 13 Assassins
17. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
16. Contagion
15. Weekend
14. The Muppets
13. Hanna
12. Beginners
11. The Future

And sans further ado, let us do MY TOP TEN!


Hugo (directed by Martin Scorsese - I don't think Hugo was even going to make this list a month ago. And then it came on DVD and I popped it in while folding my laundry and before I knew it I was laying on top of my laundry crying. Out of all the movies here it benefitted the most from me taking forever to make this list because time gave me, uh, time to fall more and more in love with it. And love it I do, like Marty loves Georges. An illicit and sexy amore! (original review)


Drive (directed by Nicholas Winding Refn) -- Okay I was kidding about the sexy Hugo thing, but I'll be goshdarned if Drive doesn't make me feel all hot under the collar. Right from the start with those Miami Vice-ready titles, the dark browns and reds and blacks undulating around Ryan Gosling's steady be-satined presence. Christina Hendricks in teensy hooves prancing across a pawn shop parking lot. Just describing moments from this movie turns me on. This shit is style to the Nth - half the world wants to be Drive and the other half wants to fuck it. (original review)


Poetry (directed by Chang-dong Lee) -- I have piles and piles of unwatched movies surrounding me at every given moment to the point where it's gotten exhausting to even choose what to watch. So sometimes you watch Soapdish for a 35th time. Or sometimes you snatch something at random, and sometimes it's awful, but sometimes half an hour later you find yourself quite unexpectedly sitting on your couch having entirely lost the outside world. I only knew that actress Jeong-hie Yun was supposed to give a good performance in Poetry - I did not know that come the end credits I was going to be so affected I'd have to sit in the dark for a couple of hours feeling shattered, emotionally spent. 


Young Adult (directed by Jason Reitman) -- Everything I wanted it to be from that time when the first trailer sent me into Charlize nirvana, and more. There's not much I sympathize more with than an unsympathetic hero - the more difficult the better, I say. Mavis, you are an MVP. Brutal and brutally funny, Reitman's film understands the beast and wedges us right on in there upending the entire romantic comedy genre in the process, turning its cutesy tropes into curdled horrors. (original review)


Shame (directed by Steve McQueen) -- I find myself facing a self-imagined wall of disbelieving boogeymen when I try to express just how deeply this film messed with me - "You only like it because of Fassy's dick being all over the place!" I hear them scream back at me. And lord knows I certainly didn't mind that. But much to my embarrassment since I was in public, I could not stop shaking after the movie finished. I found it to be a finely wrought expression of an endless emotional barrens - the fetid alleys and antiseptic lobbies of New York as hellish a purgatory as any ever dreamed. I know this New York - it's as real as any other expression of this place as I have seen. (original review)


Martha Marcy May Marlene (directed by Sean Durkin) -- I can't even wrap my head around the fact that this was Durkin's first film. It is so assured in every aspect - the visuals enrich the performances and they all plunk right down perfect tonally - that I'm a little bit in awe of him. What lucky folk we are to see what he'll come up with next. (original review)


Take Shelter (directed by Jeff Nichols) -- Another reason The Pantys got delayed this year, actually one of the main reasons, was I really wanted to see this movie a second time. I got curious comments over the past few months, wondering what my grade was for it since I hadn't reviewed it and it sat in my sidebar ungraded. So let it be said at last - this is a great film, a deeply troubling look into a mind coming unmoored, with Michael Shannon's best yet performance. There are moments herein that ripped me right up.


Certified Copy (directed by Abbas Kiarostami) -- I think Take Shelter and Certified Copy actually share some common ground, in that they both become a mind-game about what it is we're actually seeing happen. But how can I not give the slightest of edges to my most favorite of actresses Juliette Binoche giving what might be my favorite performance of hers ever?  By the time she's lounging in the half-light of that hotel attic I've just gone silly with renewed obsession. This film is so nimble and strange, following its own untrammeled path that it sucks me right in time and again, and just with words, glorious words, and they way these actors sell them. I love it so much I don't ever want any answers - I just want to roll the questions around on my tongue forever.


A Seperation (directed by Asghar Farhadi) -- Whereas Hugo moved upwards with time, I had a real struggle with my top two films switching back and forth and a month ago they would have been reversed I have no doubt. Technically I think A Seperation is a more perfectly made film - it really is as far as I'm concerned an indisputable masterpiece, not a single wrong step, and it was one of those where you can sense it from the opening credits, with those passports being xeroxed beside the titles. (original review) But there was one movie that just wrapped it's clammy hands a little bit deeper inside of me that wouldn't let go...


Melancholia (directed by Lars Von Trier) -- Other movies this year shook me, and other ones wowed me with their visuals and their performances, lord knows I've been rambling about them for three days now. But none coalesced into quite the perfect storm like Lars Von Trier's masterpiece of righteous depression did. To just think about this film literally gives me goosebumps, and think about it I have - it's hollowed out a little cave inside my head ever since I saw it in October. A little teepee of absently-yet-artfully-arranged sticks to save me from those times when it feels like the air is getting sucked right off the surface of the Earth. It's the end of the world, and I feel fucking fantastic. (original review)
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TGT11: The Great Movies #10-1

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The 2011 Pantys are halfway over already! I hope everyone's been enjoying the wandering nonsensery. You can read what I had to say on the first half of this list of my favorite movies of the year, number twenty through number eleven, right at this link, but here's a simple list of them:

20. Margaret
19. Bridesmaids
18. 13 Assassins
17. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
16. Contagion
15. Weekend
14. The Muppets
13. Hanna
12. Beginners
11. The Future

And sans further ado, let us do MY TOP TEN!


Hugo (directed by Martin Scorsese - I don't think Hugo was even going to make this list a month ago. And then it came on DVD and I popped it in while folding my laundry and before I knew it I was laying on top of my laundry crying. Out of all the movies here it benefitted the most from me taking forever to make this list because time gave me, uh, time to fall more and more in love with it. And love it I do, like Marty loves Georges. An illicit and sexy amore! (original review)


Drive (directed by Nicholas Winding Refn) -- Okay I was kidding about the sexy Hugo thing, but I'll be goshdarned if Drive doesn't make me feel all hot under the collar. Right from the start with those Miami Vice-ready titles, the dark browns and reds and blacks undulating around Ryan Gosling's steady be-satined presence. Christina Hendricks in teensy hooves prancing across a pawn shop parking lot. Just describing moments from this movie turns me on. This shit is style to the Nth - half the world wants to be Drive and the other half wants to fuck it. (original review)


Poetry (directed by Chang-dong Lee) -- I have piles and piles of unwatched movies surrounding me at every given moment to the point where it's gotten exhausting to even choose what to watch. So sometimes you watch Soapdish for a 35th time. Or sometimes you snatch something at random, and sometimes it's awful, but sometimes half an hour later you find yourself quite unexpectedly sitting on your couch having entirely lost the outside world. I only knew that actress Jeong-hie Yun was supposed to give a good performance in Poetry - I did not know that come the end credits I was going to be so affected I'd have to sit in the dark for a couple of hours feeling shattered, emotionally spent. 


Young Adult (directed by Jason Reitman) -- Everything I wanted it to be from that time when the first trailer sent me into Charlize nirvana, and more. There's not much I sympathize more with than an unsympathetic hero - the more difficult the better, I say. Mavis, you are an MVP. Brutal and brutally funny, Reitman's film understands the beast and wedges us right on in there upending the entire romantic comedy genre in the process, turning its cutesy tropes into curdled horrors. (original review)


Shame (directed by Steve McQueen) -- I find myself facing a self-imagined wall of disbelieving boogeymen when I try to express just how deeply this film messed with me - "You only like it because of Fassy's dick being all over the place!" I hear them scream back at me. And lord knows I certainly didn't mind that. But much to my embarrassment since I was in public, I could not stop shaking after the movie finished. I found it to be a finely wrought expression of an endless emotional barrens - the fetid alleys and antiseptic lobbies of New York as hellish a purgatory as any ever dreamed. I know this New York - it's as real as any other expression of this place as I have seen. (original review)


Martha Marcy May Marlene (directed by Sean Durkin) -- I can't even wrap my head around the fact that this was Durkin's first film. It is so assured in every aspect - the visuals enrich the performances and they all plunk right down perfect tonally - that I'm a little bit in awe of him. What lucky folk we are to see what he'll come up with next. (original review)


Take Shelter (directed by Jeff Nichols) -- Another reason The Pantys got delayed this year, actually one of the main reasons, was I really wanted to see this movie a second time. I got curious comments over the past few months, wondering what my grade was for it since I hadn't reviewed it and it sat in my sidebar ungraded. So let it be said at last - this is a great film, a deeply troubling look into a mind coming unmoored, with Michael Shannon's best yet performance. There are moments herein that ripped me right up.


Certified Copy (directed by Abbas Kiarostami) -- I think Take Shelter and Certified Copy actually share some common ground, in that they both become a mind-game about what it is we're actually seeing happen. But how can I not give the slightest of edges to my most favorite of actresses Juliette Binoche giving what might be my favorite performance of hers ever?  By the time she's lounging in the half-light of that hotel attic I've just gone silly with renewed obsession. This film is so nimble and strange, following its own untrammeled path that it sucks me right in time and again, and just with words, glorious words, and they way these actors sell them. I love it so much I don't ever want any answers - I just want to roll the questions around on my tongue forever.


A Seperation (directed by Asghar Farhadi) -- Whereas Hugo moved upwards with time, I had a real struggle with my top two films switching back and forth and a month ago they would have been reversed I have no doubt. Technically I think A Seperation is a more perfectly made film - it really is as far as I'm concerned an indisputable masterpiece, not a single wrong step, and it was one of those where you can sense it from the opening credits, with those passports being xeroxed beside the titles. (original review) But there was one movie that just wrapped it's clammy hands a little bit deeper inside of me that wouldn't let go...


Melancholia (directed by Lars Von Trier) -- Other movies this year shook me, and other ones wowed me with their visuals and their performances, lord knows I've been rambling about them for three days now. But none coalesced into quite the perfect storm like Lars Von Trier's masterpiece of righteous depression did. To just think about this film literally gives me goosebumps, and think about it I have - it's hollowed out a little cave inside my head ever since I saw it in October. A little teepee of absently-yet-artfully-arranged sticks to save me from those times when it feels like the air is getting sucked right off the surface of the Earth. It's the end of the world, and I feel fucking fantastic. (original review)
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TGT11: A Moment of 2011 Awesomeness

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This has been a moment of 2011 awesomeness.
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TGT11: A Moment of 2011 Awesomeness

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This has been a moment of 2011 awesomeness.
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

TGT11: Actor to Actor #4

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What's the "Actor to Actor" series? First I pick out my twenty favorite performances of the year. Then I mix those twenty names all up and pick out two names at random. And then I imagine what a conversation between those two characters would be like. Rinse and repeat. For fun! So let's get to it. Here's MNPP's fourth pair of favorite performances of 2011...



Young Adult's Matt Freehauf (Patton Oswalt)
and Warrior's Tommy Conlon (Tom Hardy)

(after ten minutes of not speaking)
Matt: I have pills.
Tommy: Let's do this shit.
Matt: Boo-yah. Are you gonna put a shirt on?
Tommy: Fuck you you ain't my father!!!


PREVIOUSLY
William Shimell talks to Jeong-hie Jun
Michael Fassbender talks to Elizabeth Olsen
Kirsten Dunst talks to Andrea Riseborough
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TGT11: Actor to Actor #4

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What's the "Actor to Actor" series? First I pick out my twenty favorite performances of the year. Then I mix those twenty names all up and pick out two names at random. And then I imagine what a conversation between those two characters would be like. Rinse and repeat. For fun! So let's get to it. Here's MNPP's fourth pair of favorite performances of 2011...



Young Adult's Matt Freehauf (Patton Oswalt)
and Warrior's Tommy Conlon (Tom Hardy)

(after ten minutes of not speaking)
Matt: I have pills.
Tommy: Let's do this shit.
Matt: Boo-yah. Are you gonna put a shirt on?
Tommy: Fuck you you ain't my father!!!


PREVIOUSLY
William Shimell talks to Jeong-hie Jun
Michael Fassbender talks to Elizabeth Olsen
Kirsten Dunst talks to Andrea Riseborough
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Friday, February 3, 2012

Klaatu Barada Shiloh

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I have not read and I have no plans to read any of the scripts that have been floating around for the remake reboot whatever of The Evil Dead, so I haven't really gotten a handle on what the deal is with it, story-wise. I know the basic idea - that it's about a group of friends who go to The Cabin in order to detox one of their female friends, who's been hooked on the bad stuff (or the good stuff, depending on your point of view).

What I'm not sure about is what they're doing regarding as Ash type of character - I hope you know Ash is the Bruce Campbell character, but if you don't: Educate yourself, fool! - I've heard competing things. That it'll be the girl getting detoxed who ends up being the lead (when Lily Collins was set to play her that's what I'd heard, but now Lily Collins is not attached to the movie anymore), that there is no Ash-type character at all. 


And now I see that the actor Shiloh Fernandez has been cast as "the male lead," so who knows. I mean the press release goes out of its way to say there is no "Ash character" but really whoever lives to kick demon ass another day is "the Ash character" aren't they? Are they telling us nobody lives? Or that nobody kicks any demon ass? Because an Evil Dead without demon ass-kicking is not an Evil Dead at all.

I digress. I don't even want to know the answers to all this beforehand, because I'd like to have some surprises in store when I eventually see the movie. I mean that's doubtful, but it would be nice.

Okay, so Shiloh. I have ogled Shiloh several times (here and here and here) - and now that's he's the lead in a horror movie I will totally be blogging the hell out of between now and its eventual release I guess I should finally give him his own tag here at the blog, lucky him - but the only thing I've ever seen him in was Red Riding Hood, and he was just fucking terrible in that. I mean everybody was bad in it - Julie Christie was bad in it, for god's sake - but he was really, really bad. But hot! He looked very hot, swishing about in his half cape, being godawful. So... so? I don't know. I have no idea. I can't really judge him off of one terrible movie. And he's lucky enough to be spouting Diablo Cody dialogue, so half the battle's already been fought in his favor. Plus... hot. I mean, all I really need to know is, will he be swallowing an eyeball? Because that's the most important thing.

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Klaatu Barada Shiloh

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I have not read and I have no plans to read any of the scripts that have been floating around for the remake reboot whatever of The Evil Dead, so I haven't really gotten a handle on what the deal is with it, story-wise. I know the basic idea - that it's about a group of friends who go to The Cabin in order to detox one of their female friends, who's been hooked on the bad stuff (or the good stuff, depending on your point of view).

What I'm not sure about is what they're doing regarding as Ash type of character - I hope you know Ash is the Bruce Campbell character, but if you don't: Educate yourself, fool! - I've heard competing things. That it'll be the girl getting detoxed who ends up being the lead (when Lily Collins was set to play her that's what I'd heard, but now Lily Collins is not attached to the movie anymore), that there is no Ash-type character at all. 


And now I see that the actor Shiloh Fernandez has been cast as "the male lead," so who knows. I mean the press release goes out of its way to say there is no "Ash character" but really whoever lives to kick demon ass another day is "the Ash character" aren't they? Are they telling us nobody lives? Or that nobody kicks any demon ass? Because an Evil Dead without demon ass-kicking is not an Evil Dead at all.

I digress. I don't even want to know the answers to all this beforehand, because I'd like to have some surprises in store when I eventually see the movie. I mean that's doubtful, but it would be nice.

Okay, so Shiloh. I have ogled Shiloh several times (here and here and here) - and now that's he's the lead in a horror movie I will totally be blogging the hell out of between now and its eventual release I guess I should finally give him his own tag here at the blog, lucky him - but the only thing I've ever seen him in was Red Riding Hood, and he was just fucking terrible in that. I mean everybody was bad in it - Julie Christie was bad in it, for god's sake - but he was really, really bad. But hot! He looked very hot, swishing about in his half cape, being godawful. So... so? I don't know. I have no idea. I can't really judge him off of one terrible movie. And he's lucky enough to be spouting Diablo Cody dialogue, so half the battle's already been fought in his favor. Plus... hot. I mean, all I really need to know is, will he be swallowing an eyeball? Because that's the most important thing.

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